Saturday, August 30, 2003
 
I'm A Freakin' Genius!
So I'm rumaging around one of the drawers today looking for a pen, when I find one with a wierd light bulb thing on top. Not knowing what it was, I asked my mother.

"Oh, it's a pen that detects Mobile Phones. If one goes off in it's range, the bulb flashes."

So any suckers that come to my cinema now, intent on wreaking other people's films by talking on phones, watch out! I will find you!


Friday, August 29, 2003
 
The Irony...
So yeah, I go to get a new Black Ink cartridge, (£30, might I add!) and I'm about to put my card in the ATM machine and it suddenly pops up a box saying "Sorry, Not In Service". Yeah, sure. I go back about 2 minutes later and someone else is using it.


 
How To Make A Complete Ass Of Yourself!
Cool! How to be a ninja, using only a black shirt?

Needless to say, I did it.




Thursday, August 28, 2003
 
So yeah, I went to the dentist today, and got 3 fillings. 3! That was bad.

To add to that, I wasted a CD label by letting it get stuck to the CD before slapping it on the actual Labeller. When trying to print another label off, my printer just sat there, stupified. Seems I have run out of black ink. Great.

To top it off, we have no chocolate left, bar the remains of a Chocolate Spread Jar. I'll purge it later. A pretty sucky day all around. Tommorrows going to be even suckier. 9AM start at the cinema. On Retail. Again.


Wednesday, August 27, 2003
 
Pure Genius!
I finally found a site that shares my pain...


Monday, August 25, 2003
 
Never put your hand in an Ice Bin, while it's trying to dispence...
It hurts like hell. All the ice falling on your hand at God-Knows what speed...

I also figured out how to make the water taste nice. Add some ice. Better late than never.

And what is it with all the Retail shifts lately? Is this "Let's not give James any Ushering shifts" season or something? I can't remember the last time I had an Ushering shift. At least then I don't have to deal with the General Public's stupidity.


Sunday, August 24, 2003
 
How can these people be let out their houses?
Aye... 'Tis a sad day for the music. The mp3 actually crashed my browser, so... Bye! I'll replace it with the midi. Oh God...



Man walks up to the counter.

Me: Hi there!

Man: Hi, can I have a large Pepsi please: No ice.

Me: Well, it won't be as full, since the ice is part of the dilution process. Is that ok?

Man: Sure, go ahead.

Makes drink.

Me: There you go sir.

Man checks drink level.

Man: ... Errmm, it's not filled to the top, can you refill it please?

Some people are just morons.



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